Yeah Tay has freaking sick Bdays! Everyone gets to do cool stuff when I'm stuck in Africa! Oh well I will return soon enough and you will all see how illiterate I am and how I'm completely socially awkward! Honestly I don't know why, but I talk different than most people here. Even the other Americans can struggle to understand some of my phrases or words, but it's cool, I'm just a verbal montage of culture!I'm glad you got to have a sweet Birthday mom you deserve it you're the best!!!
What a wow!Can you believe how old you are TAy! 15 flip I remember when I was 15 and I felt crazy old! Just one more years until you turn 16 and can go on dates! Gosh I remember when you turned 13 and I was all "wow he's so old, now he can watch pg-13 movies!" Then the next year I was all like "14?! He's so old, now he can go to stake dances!" Flip and now you are 15 its crazy! Are you so pumped?! Did you get some cool gifts and stuff? I hope you loved it and lived well!
And when all was said and done last night Clark pooped 3 more times and I pooped twice more. Just not our night.
Good news- I didn't do anything wrong
Bad news- a member basically threatened to get me sent home
Worse news- I'm still doing what he told me not to
Hehe so I have this member in my area whose cousin is staying with her and she really wants to learn about the church. So we have been going there to learn with her. The problem with that is the member has a kinda weird possessive boyfriend who is way jealous of handsome, funny, witty, Elder Legg who keeps spending time at his girlfriends house (teaching her cousin the Gospel of Jesus Christ sheesh!) So he took me off to the side one day at church and lets me know he doesn't like it and he's really grumps with me but doesn't want to be enemies. But it was really hard to figure out what he was saying because he kept likening a mission unto stuff like war or selling or whatever. It was hard to understand, but basically what he wanted to say was back off my girl and I said excuse me?! ewwwwwww. Definitely not gonna get with that girl if I had to get with a girl!
Good news- I didn't spend any money on it
Bad news- the mini golf place sucked today
Worse news- our driver left us there and we had to get our own ride home!
Yea we went to the mini golf place again today but only 3 people golfed, the employees were super rude to us, we weren't allowed to do any flips or anything. It was just boring. Half of us just chilled inside while the others golfed or took pictures. One companionship didn't even come, and the other ones who drove us there bailed on us as soon as we got there! Oh well it was a good day and we had fun!
Yeah so I think that is most of the excitement for now! Don't worry about me.... unless you are scared of Ebola, cholera, malaria, typhoid, cutlasses, bamboo, lions, elephants, bats, rats, bad traffic, dirty sewers, constant diarrhea, dehydration, starvation, heat stroke, or anything dirty or dangerous!
Oh yeah did I tell you about the bats here? I this area every evening about a couple hundred thousand bats fly across the sky and it's super scary!
Love Elder Legg