Ok, so as a start, I will begin with my apology. Because I didn't do really anything this week because I have been deathly ill with a case of awodemi (aka I got a cold). But it has given me this one great story....So for those of you that have been along this journey from the beginning, you may remember about 9 months ago when I learned what exactly it took to become a real missionary. And then 6 months ago I was a witness to someone else completing that task and entering into the elect brotherhood. 3 days ago, I myself made the pact, signed the deed, and fulfilled the act of becoming a REAL missionary.
Here's what happened......So I have been sick this week with a runny nose and a terrible cough for a few days. I wouldn't last longer than a minute without a coughing spasm. Also standing was accompanied by exceeding dizziness, so I spent a lot of time lying in my bed.
One day at about 5 pm, I was experiencing some irregular gastric disturbances in my belly! So my smell chased my companion out of the room, and he opened all of the windows and doors. I decided to try to stop, so I could get a little rest. I closed my eyes, when without warning a horrible coughing fit struck me. It looked like I was having some sort of seizure. In an attempt to gain control over my throat, I lost concentration on all other parts of my body... thus causing my buttocks to release a disgusting shart... but without the art part. For those of you who have yet to catch my drift, what I'm saying is I pooped my pants! Woop woop!! Yeah you know that's what's up! I ran to the bathroom to clean myself up, quickly washed my bottoms, and then proceeded through out the day to wear a towel, until my clothes dried! It was pretty awesome!PS EXPLICIT ADDITION
Here one of the greatest services I can give, is allowing others to serve me! So yeah I haven't cooked hardly at all this week! I have these investigators that love to cook. So, of course, I let them! I just give them supplies during the day, then they call me later to pick it up, and I come when I can. Back home people will do like a midnight Denny's run, but here I do a 9:30 joll of rice run! Woop woop! Too bad she definitely spoiled the rice last night, but it's ok. What was left was still ok!
Ok and mom, we have a problem! I was trying to withdraw the money from the atm, and it said I withdrew it, but no money came out. When I checked my balance again, the money I had tried to take out, was gone. Sooo I have the receipts, and I took them inside the bank, but they wouldn't help. They just said I need to talk to my bank back home! So what should I do??! I told my companion that if this had happened back home, I totally would have taken you to the bank with me!
Love Elder Legg